I built a dungeon, just for fun.

Then and I invited everyone.

It’s full of dangers—snakes a plenty.

Trapdoors? Yup, I added twenty!

Lava pits and spikes galore.

Skulls on every single floor.

Swinging blades, flying arrows.

Bridges that are much too narrow.

Poison spiders, scorpions, rats.

Stinging wasps and vampire bats.

Crushing walls? Without a doubt!

(I left no single hazard out)

Pillars of fire make it delightful.

I say cozy…you say frightful?

I built a dungeon, can’t you see?

But no one wants to play with me!