I found something funny alone in the park

It’s playful and friendly, but afraid of the dark

So I thought I should bring it home with me tonight

It’s so furry and cuddly and it never does bite

Yes it loves when I pet it, plus it’s not very loud

And whenever it shakes, it makes a white cloud

Can it stay in my bedroom? Oh please, please, please!

I don’t mind one bit if I ah-ah-ACHOO! Sneeze.